Why I’m Not Using the Word “Lit”

Hi. My name is Abby and I am super white. Also, I really like to describe things as “lit.” At least I did, until I started thinking about it more critically, and now I don’t. A lot of people think it’s just a silly word, but I’m beginning to think my love of the word […]

Words of Life

Words of life! WORDS OF LIIIIFE!! This is what my father used to shout at us when things got a little snippy around our house. This wasn’t just a one-time thing. He shouted it so often at us, we now raise our eyebrows and say it to each other, just a little warning that you […]

Jesus is Hilarious

I wish someone told me how funny God is. And I don’t just mean lame pastor joke funny. I mean hysterical. Laugh out loud, long set up, OH MY WORD DID THAT REALLY JUST HAPPEN funny. Y’all. I had no idea. When I was in the third or fourth grade my mom went on an […]

It’s Okay to Laugh at God

I don’t know that I was explicitly told in Sunday School that what you said to God was “Yes, sir,” but nevertheless I got the message loud and clear. Good girls say “yes” when God calls. The faithful always answer, “Here am I. Send me.” Even if God says crazy things to you, if you […]

You Probably Remember Noah, Right?

When I was eight, I was in a musical about the ark. The children’s choir wore solid colored T-shirts all the colors of the rainbow. A junior high girl put on a robe and a beard and pretended to be Noah. The little ones were dressed up as animals and escorted up the ramp into […]